Funny One Line Jokes
super funny one lined q and a jokes?
ok i need some super funny one lined q and a jokes i dont care if they are dirty (those are the best) or classic just as long as its funny!
please no lame waste of time jokes thanks
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can’t.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
How does a pig go to the hospital?
In a hambulance.
What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
OK you two – don’t start anything.
What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
Why is it that when a door is open, it’s ajar, but when a jar is open, it’s not a door?
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