Mexican Jokes One Liners
I need some good one-(or two)-liners!?
I’m in a musical at church where throughout the show some quick jokes are slipped in. We are trying to think of more since the ones in the script, written in the 70s, are a bit out-dated. They should be a quick joke done by two to four people taking about 30 seconds at most, and need to be appropriet for kids too.
Two quick examples:
A: I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
B: What was the name of his other leg?
(From Marry Poppins)
A: You and your wife have been together so long, what’s your trick?
B: Well, one night every week we go out for dinner.
A: That’s neat, where do you go?
B: I go out for Mexican; I’m not sure where she goes.
How do you make a goldfish age? Take out the “g”
What’s the richest kind of air?
Billionaire.
What do skeletons say before a meal?
Bone appetite.
Why did the Skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with him.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
Where do very smart hot dogs end up?
On honor rolls.
Why did the mother cat move her kittens?
She didn’t want to litter.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
What’s at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
What did the mountain climber name his son?
Cliff.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby.
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left.
Why is a lost Dalmatian easily found?
Because he’s always spotted.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
What has ten letters and starts with gas?
An automobile.
What did the bee say to the flower? Hi, honey.
Sully Showman tells jokes at the final Loner Show