What Do You Call Jokes
Feb 17, 2012
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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You Don’t Have To Be Jewish / When You’re In Love The Whole World Is Jewish (1966 Studio Cast) $11.98 This CD is a re-release of two LP albums that originally came out around the same time as Allan Sherman’s “My Son, the Folksinger” back in the mid-1960s. This is REAL Jewish humor — not the nasty anti-semitic jokes that poke fun at Jews, but the types of in-jokes where we Jews laugh at ourselves and the world around us. The casting is superb, the dialect authentic, and the timing is just right. … |
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Airplane! (Don’t Call Me Shirley! Edition) $4.83 The plot of the 1957 thriller “Zero Hour” had more gags than can be counted attached to it, and the result is the funniest flight ever. The Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker team’s hilarious spoof of “Airport”-style disaster films stars Robert Hays, Julie Hagerty, Leslie Nielsen, Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Stephen Stucker as Johnny. 87 min. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: Engli… |
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Beavis and Butt-head – The Mike Judge Collection, Vol .2 $10.62 The boys are back in town and more clueless than ever in their second collection. For this three-disc set, Mike Judge raided from seasons five and six. Throughout these short films, Beavis and “the brown-haired guy” break stuff (“Stewart Moves Away”), draw stuff (“Animation Sucks”), and mess stuff up (“Premature Evacuation”). They also adopt a crazed canine (“Bad Dog”) and sign up with a dating se… |
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Got2b Ultra Glued Invincible Styling Gel, 6-Ounce (Pack of 2) $4.99 This non-sticky, no-flake formula is powered by a high-tech styling agent – we call it Alpha XTR. Call it what you want, it lets you take your hair to new heights. Or do your own thing and cement your individual style. And when the party comes to an end, easily un-glue with a little shampoo. Go ahead style away!… |
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Got2B Ultra Glued Styling Gel, Invincible, 6 oz. $1.50 Feels like gel, holds like glue! 4: vertical styles – non-sticky; no flakes; crazy hold. Strongest gel hold ever! This gel’s hold is no joke! So put it down and slowly back away if you’re not up for the strongest gel hold ever! This non-sticky, no-flake formula is powered by a high-tech styling agent – we call it Alpha XTR. Call it what you want, it lets you take your hair to new heights. Or do yo… |
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BeanBoozled Jelly Beans Spinner Gift Box $5.90 It’s a box of candy and game all in one! Use the spin wheel to decide what bean you eat. Will it taste great or gross? Bamboozle the kids, family, friends, or just about anyone, with the Jelly Belly BeanBoozled® Gift Box that’s a game and a candy all in one. Take the dare with the spinner wheel, then pick the jelly bean in the color the spinner lands on. It’s a dare for intrepid jelly bean eater… |
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Ring The Bell For Service $2.79 This nickel-plated bell is the perfect gift for a new bride or groom that wants to gain an instant edge in their relationship. The base of the bell is 3-1/2″ (8.9 cm) in diameter and just like the bell on the counter of a hotel, you push down with your palm to make it ring. Why strain your voice with yelling or nagging when you can ring the bell as a signal to bring food or as a reminder that work… |
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The Official Bullsh*t Button (BS Button) $5.95 This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit! or shout, Bullshit detected, take precautions! over a wailing siren. No friend, relative, teacher, or colleague will dare to bullshit you again after setting off the bullshit alarm. Availability: This Bull Shit Button t… |
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