Jokes For Kids
Baseball jokes are often a litany of bad jokes
Looking for baseball jokes? How about the Chicago Cubs? That was a joke that is funny to some Chicagoans but is considered to be one of the bad jokes by fans of that team, although most of them have had to reinforce their sense of humor over the years as the team continues to lose. Baseball jokes are like that. They usually mock one team. Some teams are easier to mock than others and are often the subject of ridicule and bad jokes.
So a kid goes before a judge and tells the judge his dad beats him. The judge sends him to his mom and the boy goes back and says his mom beat him, too. The judge sends him to his grandparents and sure enough, the boy is back in court saying that the grandparents beat him too. So the judge decides to send him to the Chicago Cubs. When asked why he made this odd decision, he replies that the Cubs were the safest to be with as they were not capable of beating anybody.
This is an example of one of the many bad jokes that are out there. Like most baseball jokes, it can be said about any team that is on a losing streak. Some might think that this is an awful joke because it pokes fun at a very sensitive issue in Chicago. And that is the fact that the Cubs have not managed to win anything in 100 years. But bad jokes are like that. They exploit a social problem and make a joke out of it.
Baseball jokes can be told about any team. Those who are offended at a joke that takes child abuse lightly can replace the child with a dog that is beaten. They should not tell it at a PETA group, however. This joke can also be told if the Red Sox are on a losing streak. Although it should not be told in Boston by a Yankees fan. There is a certain etiquette about jokes, which are getting harder to tell because of people being ultra sensitive. Some of the best jokes are not sensitive, which is what makes them good jokes. The vast majority of people, however, love listening to good jokes; even if they are really bad jokes.
Anyone can learn jokes and learn How To Tell Jokes. Most people love a Good Joke and will laugh heartily if they hear one that they have not heard before. If you like jokes and want to get more material for the next baseball game, you can go online and look for jokes about baseball. You can use these jokes to entertain people and also torment those who happen to be fans of a certain team. Especially if they are an ex boyfriend or girlfriend, which makes the joke even more amusing. Online is the place you want to be for the best jokes about whatever subject you want to focus on.
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There are a lot of baseball jokes floating around, but many of them are bad jokes . If you want to kid someone about their favorite team, look for Jokes Online.
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