Jokes Adult

Anyone got any adult themed one liner good jokes?
I don’t really want lame kids jokes, but anything that’ll make me giggle would be good.
Here’s one to get you started…..
A man I know has a dog with no legs, he named him Cigarette, because every night he takes him out for a drag.
A boy asks his grandma, “Have you seen my LSD pills?”
She replies, “Forget your pills, have you seen the f*cking dragons in the kitchen???”
PART – 3/11 Gujarati ADULT Jokes – Dinkar Mehta
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