Funny Fat Jokes
Funny jokes are short messages………..
1, the bus was crowded, a skinny man and a fat man standing.
The skinny man said: “a empty place is not easy.”
Fat man said: “you better! Like me, had to wait until two empty seats to just go!”
2, dormitory a handsome boy just learn to play the violin, the voice is like fingernails and burn scraping the…
One afternoon he is a violin, suddenly the door is pushed open, check safety and health aunt come in seriously say: “who in the brush pot, dormitory must not use the rice cooker? You don’t know?!”
3, a day you take tomato watermelon and strawberry on the street, in a crossroads tomatoes are pressed for a car, you said: “ha ha ha! Ketchup!”
Reached a crossroads, watermelon is hit, you said: “ha ha ha! Watermelon juice!”
In the third crossing, you be the car pressure, strawberry said: “ha ha ha! Scum!”
4, one day, school invite parents to come visit class situation, at the first class, the students to the teacher say hello, said: “the teacher early.”
The teacher to student should also to present parents say hello, and said: “there are parents?”
Students haven’t could react, and parents will stand up together, say: “teacher, early.”
5, a boy in a bakery bought a piece of two dollars bread. He feel this piece of bread a small than usual, and the baker said: “the bread of a smaller than usual?”
“Oh, that’s all right.” The baker said, “little some, you take up some of the light.”
The boy after hearing the coin on the counter, will be out of the store. The baker called out to him: “feed, you didn’t pay enough bread money!” “Oh, that’s all right.”
The boy has politely say, “little some, you count is easier.”
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