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Joke Bluescreen – How to Identify and Remove Joke Bluescreen
Oh no! Warning spyware detected on your computer! The blue screen of death! The sky is falling, help! Wait a minute, could this all be a clever hoax? You may be the victim of the joke bluescreen.
It is not uncommon to get a little freaked out when this happens. That is the intention of course. Spyware or a virus infect your computer. Once it infiltrates your registry it is able to simulate different types of blue screens and “warning spyware threat has been detected” type messages.
I remember when it happened to me. All of a sudden my screen went blue. Then it looked like it was rebooting. When it “restarted” I was getting pop ups asking to install some type of program like XP Antivirus, Antivirus2009, and Antispyware Master. Don’t fall for the trap. You have been infected with the joke bluescreen.
There is a rather easy way to figure this out. The next time the blue screen of death hits simply press the alt/tab buttons. If you can minimize it, then you know for certain it is a joke bluescreen. A real warning message automatically restarts your computer and cannot be minimized.
So your computer is infected with the joke bluescreen. Now what? Well you need an antivirus program that can remove it. The virus infects your registry and this is how it is able to alter computer settings. Very few programs are able to locate and remove these types of viruses.
Fortunately I have used a program that can. In fact it helped me cure my “joke bluescreen” problems and I am certain it can also help you. Try it yourself and scan your computer for free at the following website.
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