Christmas Humor Jokes
Jan 26, 2012
Funny But Mean Xmas Prank ( Bahamas Cruise For Parents )
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Bacon Flavored Toothpicks Accoutrements 80 Gift TIN Novelty GAG Gift $0.01 If you love bacon, these bacon flavored toothpicks are just the thing for you! These slender sticks of wood are generously infused with the unmatched, drool-inducing flavor of bacon. Each tin contains eighty toothpicks. Get it for yourself or as a gift for the bacon lover in your life!… |
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The Hillary Nutcracker $7.99 Item #: HCN1-CSB. You have just found the most innovative new product of the year! Get your hands on the world’s most unique nutcracker…Grab Hillary while supplies last! Demand is strong and growing! This Hillary Clinton Nutcracker Stands Nine-inches tall. It is a functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell. The Hillar… |
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I’M ON SANTA’S NAUGHTY LIST !! 1.25 Magnet ~ Christmas $0.01 These magnets are manufactured from the highest quality materials… made of a hard metal base, thick mylar, strong magnet and true to life vibrant colors. Put them on your refrigerator, locker, file cabinet or any metal object you can think of! Magnets are great party favors for your next gathering and also make great prizes/giveaways. They are wonderful gifts for everyone!… |
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You Don’t Have to Be Jewish/When You’re in Love the Whole World Is Jewish $8.40 One of my fondest family memories of my wonderful childhood in the 1960′s was listening to record albums on the hi-fi set in the den. Real records, that you had to flip over after side one, and be careful not to leave on top of the toaster oven. This was a time where my Little Golden Books and little transistor radio were my essential bedtime companions. Not to mention the hot mug of Ovaltine… |
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Funny 50′s Silly 60′s $11.98 Except for Weird Al Yankovic, pop music today suffers from a severe lack of the novelty rock or pop song or spoof. Listening to the Re-Bops unearth the lost treasures of noveltyland from the 1950s and ’60s, one can’t help but wonder why the form has fallen on such hard times. Here there’s not only a first-rate collection of oddball songs but some insights into the period as well: “The Martian Hop”… |
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Santa’s Funniest Moments and Practical Jokes $4.70 Many think Christmas is a time for giving and charity, but not the makers of Santa’s Funniest Moments and Practical Jokes. They mine the season for all the laughs and practical jokes they can–naughty and nice. Just shy of an hour, the show is hosted by Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron who introduces each segment. There are plenty of Santas on skis and sleds who run into trees, people, and sno… |
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Baseball Ballpark Hot Dog Beer Peanut Flavored Gum Balls $0.01 Next time you take yourself out to the ball game, bring along a tin of this Ballpark Gum ! All the flavors of the game are included. Get your hot dogs, peanuts, and beer all in one convenient tin ! They’re perfect to chew on while you’re busy root, root, rooting for the home team !… |
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Cotton Candy Mints $2.98 One taste of these mints will instantly bring back memories of the first time you put your entire face into a sugary pink cloud of cotton candy. Oh the joy of pure sugar, pink dye and air! Tin contains one hundred mints…. |
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